I have been with her since 2007 and it was love at first sight
Thanks to her I met a lot of people, started to enjoy more the (social) life, regain friendship with long-lost acquaintances and discovered new places I never figured going to.
But like any normal relationship; at first everything is beautiful, you don't mind the small details:
- Some games you don't like to play, but you were forced by her and her entourage
- She liked: "The sun", "The summer", "Chocolate" and asked me to become a fan as well
- Some friends of hers I didn't want to know, but yet they wanted to be mine
- and then they were people poking me for no reason
Yes, "she" is Facebook and from the day we met, I have been addicted to her. But for every addiction there is one thing to remember: too much is too much...
... and then came Google+
My first "date" with Google+ wasn't the most romantic; not that beautiful, a bit boring, even dull. But as I'm an open person and I like to give a chance to everyone, I tried to let her convince me... with no success. She was plain, only knew a few interesting guys, like Loic Le Meur and Tom Anderson (MySpace!).
At some point I wanted to forget about her, but now I'm glad I didn't!
Well, because G+ became beautiful, slim, attractive, well-thought and knows how to Gtalk, use Gmail like no one else can, she has her own Blog(ger) and the thing I was most convinced of: she's more mobile than Facebook!
AND no moronic friends nor "friends" pushing me to do stuff I don't like!
I'm relieved I can finally say that I'm over you, Facebook.
Yes, sometimes I will check up on you, see how you're doing, but you got too promiscuous and now that I'm with G+ I don't need you anymore...